Searching for Weird Shit…

and ending up here. Some isn’t weird, just cute. 

*arsefuckers-I’m pretty certain I’ve never used this exact word, but I’m sure I’ve talked about my love of anything to do with the ass. I guess Google (or whatever) understands foreign languages. 

*Who will love my small dick?-I might, if you’re cute, funny and nice to me.

*Bible camp blowjob-I really can’t help anyone with this one. I’ve never been to church let alone bible camp. I have, however, done the whole BJ thing. Mostly in cars though.

*Big clit muscles-What the hell could this person possibly be looking for?

*Froggy masturbation/froggy masturbation porn-I’ll assume these two were the same person. WTF is froggy masturbation? Someone jerking off frogs? Sorry, I only have The Froggy Fucker here.

Search Engine Fun

I like to see what combination of words on my blog lands people in my lap so I check it everyday to see what’s up.

Most of the time, it makes sense. Other times I’m thinking “WTF?”

I get a crapload of people searching for “yinvisible”. Also, anything pertaining to “love small cock.”

More specific ones:

• arab small cock
• I love having a small cock
• girl laugh about small dick
• small dicks wanted
• cum in his pants
• I want black dick

Those ones I can understand. I have definitely said something about those things somewhere on my blog.

This one I’m not exactly sure what someone is looking for:

• first time smalls fell in love with cock

These two are unexplainable:

• duke of westminster prostitute
• cow tit

Where do I talk about cow tits on here? Or prostitutes?

It’s kinda funny…

how many times I’ve seen people find my blog due to searching for “I love small cock” or some variant. Apparently I’m not the only one.