When Porn Pisses Me Off 3

I have read blog entries, written by women, regarding their dislike of pornography due to things like lack of story-line and lack of emotional connection.

All I have to say is this-why does porn need a background story and I don’t need to see people making out. That’s not porn, that’s tv.

When Porn Pisses Me Off 2

This isn’t really the porn’s fault (except that porn is so goddamn good that it makes me watch it, calls to me-”Hey Quick Concluder, this is Porn talking to you, you know you’d like to orgasm right now, why not stop over to pornhub and see what’s going down…”) it’s really my own stupidity that pisses me off.

I love watching porn but my entire apartment building doesn’t need to know this.

My Fetish

Actually I kind of have two fetishes, but one sort of incorporates the other. I’m not even sure if it’s technically a fetish, but it is something I have to see or visual or fantasize about to actually orgasm.

I kind of blame it for my lack of orgasm during regular (vag) sex.

Newsflash to guys

Porn is not an instructional device. You should not learn anything from porn other than there are three holes to put your cock in. And that is goes in and out while doing so. Nothing else can be learned from porn.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard a guy say “I wanna try something I saw in a porno recently…” I’d have roughly $10. 

But that is still $10 too many.

You’re Not Watching Me Masturbate

Sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. At least not in the sense of you sitting there, watching me intently, wanting to see me get off. Sitting there, studying me, wanting to see it happen.

Why? Well, there are a couple of reasons.

I once knew a guy that jerked off with his pants on

I didn’t just know him, he was my live-in boyfriend for three years. I didn’t realize he had this little pants-on fetish until we had been living together for about a year.

I thought it was kinda weird. But most fetishes are.

When Porn Pisses Me Off

I absolutely hate when I am this {} close to having an orgasm, while watching porn and touching myself, and they change the camera angle from something fun that gets me off (one in the p and one in the b) to some girls fake facial expression during sex that she probably isn’t enjoying. I don’t care about her face. I care about what’s between her legs. And the things being inserted there.