My new fantasy

This post is yet another reason Dreads should never read what I write for perfect strangers to read.

I have been told, I don’t know how many times, that straight girls aren’t supposed to get off while watching gay sex. I’m not supposed to watch gay porn. I’m not supposed to like it.

But it’s okay for guys to watch lesbian porn. Perfectly acceptable.

My Fetish

Actually I kind of have two fetishes, but one sort of incorporates the other. I’m not even sure if it’s technically a fetish, but it is something I have to see or visual or fantasize about to actually orgasm.

I kind of blame it for my lack of orgasm during regular (vag) sex.

Newsflash to guys

Porn is not an instructional device. You should not learn anything from porn other than there are three holes to put your cock in. And that is goes in and out while doing so. Nothing else can be learned from porn.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard a guy say “I wanna try something I saw in a porno recently…” I’d have roughly $10. 

But that is still $10 too many.