Category: The Froggy Fucker


The Froggy-Fucker 3

Wow, its taken me three posts to actually get to what I was originally thinking of-how I ended up calling him The Froggy-Fucker. And the bad sex that ensued from this coupling.

And it happened over and over again. And it was terrible. One of the worst experiences of my life on so many levels.

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The Froggy-Fucker 2

So how did I end up accidentally having surprise bad sex with this guy? I do not know the why for it happening, I only know the how. (I think the “why” comes down this-some guys will have sex with anyone as long as they are getting laid.)

It happened a few weeks after he asked me about being in love with The Arab, his cousin. View full article »

The Froggy-Fucker

I wasn’t trying to have sex with this guy when it happened. I didn’t know we were going to have sex. It was a bizarre, unpleasant, surprise. It kind of came out of nowhere.

Have you ever had sex with someone and laid there thinking “how is this happening to me?”

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Magnums

I cringe every time I see a box of Magnum condoms. I assume that the guy pulling them out should not be wearing them. Because every guy that has ever pulled them out should not have owned them.

So the next time you’re in a store, stop and consider whether you really need these larger condoms. Are you really larger? How much larger?

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